Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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