So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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