I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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