We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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