So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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