Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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