They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
