Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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