I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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