i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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