from now on my penis is your penis
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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