Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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