ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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