The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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