GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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