I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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