Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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