Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
