You really coming over, don't trick.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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