im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
