she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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