Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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