The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
