i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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