Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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