He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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