We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You were trust falling into bushes
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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