? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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