If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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