he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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