new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
This is the high leading the old right now
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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