My boss' voice literally gives me gas
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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