6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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