You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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