I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
God, I missed his penis.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
