i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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