What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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