Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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