Pants 0. Shit 1.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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