When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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