Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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