Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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