i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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