i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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