Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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