Where did you get a picture of my penis
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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