As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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