Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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