Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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