Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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