What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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