Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
bring money and cleavage
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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