they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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