i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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